That whole financial disaster, black hole rivaling the Great Depression, collapse of the American economy thing is oh so last week eh? Because from what I can tell this week, Britney has been on a sitcom, Barrack (gasp!) has listened to a fiery preacher man, Bush and McCain say stupid things (okay, that is not news, but it is being reported on)...
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Letter from a Moto Insider: How Stupid Execs Ran Moto
This is a great letter from a talented employee at Motorola trying to get a response from the senior management at a company that cannot hold onto any break it has ever been given.
What were they thinking? lolz
Crashes, accidents, injuries, car crashes, mistakes and just plain stupidity.
Ever wonder what the big red button at the gas station does?
Apparently this guy wondered what it did, and just couldn't contain his curiosity. Now, thanks to his stupidity, we know what happens.
Not Hired: The Stupidest Things Ever Done in Interviews!!!
Personnel executives of 100 major American corporations were asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants:
Upon further review ... Czabe issues a challenge
"Seeing as how Bobby Knight manages to uncork a new, absolutely stupid idea about how to change college basketball once a week, I figured I might as well join in the fun. I say let's introduce an instant replay challenge in the tournament. Each team gets to challenge a call, once per game. That's it. Any call you want, including NON-CALLS."
What It Costs To Hire A Hitman
For the love of God, do NOT attempt to hire a hit man. If you are reading this web page for actual information on finding a person willing to kill someone for money, you have no chance of success. For you, real hit men only exist in movies. The only hit man you will ever contact, if you are stupid enough to try, is an undercover cop...
10% Of Ohio Is On Food Stamps
Amid a sluggish economy, a record 1.1 million Ohioans are getting food stamps, the state’s welfare agency said. That’s about 10 percent of the state’s population.It is the Economy, Stupid!
PowerPoint Is Evil
Imagine a widely used and expensive prescription drug that promised to make us beautiful but didn't. Instead the drug had frequent, serious side effects: It induced stupidity, turned everyone into bores, wasted time, and degraded the quality and credibility of communication. These side effects would rightly lead to a worldwide product recall.
Robbery suspect who left his phone number is shot by police
This guy should get the stupidest criminal of the year award.
BigDog Beta Quadruped Bot Video Is So Stupid It's Hilarious
If you thought Humanity was damned after watching the latest BigDog quadruped robot, prepare to loot the nearest supermarket and run for the hills, because this video of the beta version of BigDog will leave you in awe. And probably make you wet your pants with laughter, like some of the best Monty Python's skits.
Stupid digger !
Short animation how to not behave. But somebody does it all the time....Sad but true.
Die Spinny Hubcap Thingys!!
do not buy spinny hubcaps. They are evil and they are scaring innocent old women and making them do stupid things
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Video games and the current state of AI
I finally found time to play the video game F.E.A.R. a few months ago, and I was initially impressed by the artificial intelligence (AI). The enemy soldiers appeared to work together towards a common goal (i.e., finding and killing my character); they seemed to use realistic tactics (such as taking...
What's in our BRAIN
Verizon sucks, people aren't all stupid, feeding the world, video games are the future, cleaning kicks ass, name my baby for the right price
UFO Recession Tip - Collect Aluminum Cans for Cash
It's the Recession, Stupid. Earthlings, do not be ashamed to go out and collect cans for money during recession. If you are self-conscious, wear a T-shirt that makes people think you are part of some environmentally-friendly organization working to save the planet.
Is Canada stupid enough to relinquish control of Radarsat-2?
I am at a loss to understand how a product that was built at taxpayers expense to provide a strategic capability in the defense of our sovereign territory can be transferred by the company that built it to another country.
The Switzerland of the Democratic Party Candidate Wars
The war of words has become stupid, vicious, vacuous, and destructive on so many levels. There's at least one progressive blog that strives to be a neutral site in the Dem candidate wars - simply because all of us have bigger fish to fry (and indict) once a Dem president is sworn in, whoever he or she may be...
Could Al Gore Still Win the Democrat Nomination?
I know how stupid the title of this post sounds, but could he? It is possible, at least according to one Democrat super delegate.
Tommy The Tungsten Robot
Found on the SA Forums - comedy film about a stupid robot making people's lives a misery! Wicked delorian cameo too!
Just released from lockup, man tries carjacking
The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office called him stupid Tuesday. But Frank Singleton could almost write the book on how to turn a misdemeanor into a felony without ever leaving the jail's parking lot. "This is one of the stupid criminals," Sheriff's Office spokesman Paul Miller said.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
10 Important Differences Between Brains and Computers
Although the brain-computer metaphor has served cognitive psychology well, research in cognitive neuroscience has revealed many important differences between brains and computers. Appreciating these differences may be crucial to understanding the mechanisms of neural information processing, and ultimately for the creation of artificial intelligence
Open Letter to Hotness, Nakedness & Stupidness
An Open Letter To Page Six Come back to us PageSix...Katie Price Reminds Me of Plastic Barbie At Capital Awards Reese Witherspoon Always Looks Adorable! Which of Ashley Tisdale’s Noses Looks Better?
DbIcKForDTrUTHTv nWO neWS thEy are PoiSoNinG US FOR MonEy!
How to poison the entire populationAgain, we are the only species stupid enough to actually poison ourselves. And we do it in highly efficient ways. If you want to poison a population, there's no easier way than to drip a substance into the water supply. And if you really want to make sure everyone is poisoned, you would pass laws that mandate...
First, Kill All the Advisors
the advisors to democratic campaigns continue to say stupid, stupid things.
It's about the business, stupid
IT should not exist for its own sake, but support strategic business initiatives. It was not always this way.
Program claims to allow users to "Talk" to BonziBUDDY?
By chance, I downloaded this program just out of curiosity. I actually did have a conversation with "BonziBUDDY!" It is very unusual and a really small file. If it is an Artificial Intelligence, it is a really good one; probably the best I've seen yet. Tell me what you think about it!
Program claims to allow users to "Talk" to BonziBUDDY?
By chance, I downloaded this program just out of curiosity. I actually did have a conversation with "BonziBUDDY!" It is very unusual and a really small file. If it is an Artificial Intelligence, it is a really good one; probably the best I've seen yet. Tell me what you think about it!
RADIOBAM: Skate Radio with Bam Margera
Some skateboard pros are paragons of dignity. And then there’s Bam Margera. The original Jackass has brought laughs, a disturbingly punk attitude, prankster antics, and down-and-dirty skateboard tricks to cable-enabled screens since MTV unveiled stupid tricks for the masses in 2000.
I'm white, boyfriend asian. Do we need birth control?
I've submitted this as a message to any idiots who try to submit it. It's obviously a stupid joke, don't be a moron.
Can Psychic Readings by AIML Chatbots Pass the Turing Test?
If you’re looking for clairvoyant psychic readings online because you want spiritual guidance, then maybe you should try artificial intelligence (AI) and see if a psychic chatbot gives you an accurate prediction.
Friday, March 21, 2008
ANALYSIS: Contextual, Behavioral, and AI Targeting
Contextual (CT) and behavioral targeting (BT) represents the current buzzwords for online advertising. Similar to artificial intelligence (AI), they suffer the problems of scalability. Let's take a look at these simple concepts, how they work, and what impact they will have on advertising.
20 Things You Can Do This Year to Change the Next Century
We've put together a list of 20 action items that anyone can do this year to affect change 100 years from now. They focus on stopping environmental disaster, speeding the invention of artificial intelligence, jumpstarting a moon colony, and helping everyone become posthuman.
TO-DO LISTS FOR FUTURISTS
To-do lists are a great way to plan your week, and it turns out they're also not a bad tool for futurists either. We've put together 20 to-do list items that anyone can use to stop environmental disaster, speed the invention of artificial intelligence, jumpstart a moon colony, and help everyone become posthuman.
Camera Thief Caught on Camera
A stupid criminal steals video cameras, but not before looking directly into the lens.
It's the Depression, Stupid
Think about it. The ECONOMISTS have their nice little white collar, cushy jobs, live in beautiful penthouses and drive BMWs. They get most of their economic data from sources like our government, the same government that was extremely sure about WMD in Iraq. Of course, they would be the last ones to feel the money pinch.
Hold my beer and watch this: Spring breaker dynamites room
A frat boy on Spring Break decides to invent a new tradition: Dynamiting your hotel balcony. For their escepade, instead of drinking and having sex, they spent their Spring Break in jail trying to figure a way to pay the $20,000 bond.Youth and stupidity are indeed a dangerous combination.
Connecticut Considers Denouncing Witch Hunts
I swear, there is more to life than this fantasy . So the witch hunts happened , its did and done. My god, get a life. Using time and money for a stupid whim., . How ca you talk to someone who no longer exists. People just get stupider and stupider. Don't you have a life? You are a bunch of looneys, unless the past produce cash???Some people get
The Camp Baby Blogstorm: How to Avoid the wrath of Mommyblog
Susan Getgood does a nice job of breaking out the "read the blogs, stupid" do's and don'ts of courting and understanding one's audience of bloggers -- especially Mommybloggers. Must-reads for companies and agencies trying to reach this... "audience."
Dumbest European shows up in Parliament [PIC]
The guy's name ?? I dunno.. But his being unaware of his stupid blunder can make you laugh your belly off !!
Sam Harris: What Barack Obama Could Not (and Should Not) Say
"He did not say that the mess he is in has as much to do with religion as with racism--and, indeed, religion is the reason why our political discourse in this country is so scandalously stupid."
Top 5 Stupid Asian Dancing Video Clips Ever
More than 8000 poeple from Japan, China, Singapore and other asian countries have voted and the following 5 dancing video clips have been voted as the "Top 10 Stupid Asian Dancing Video Clips Ever". I know the standard for beauty varies from East to West, that why I honor the last two video. What do you think, stupid or not?
Entire face tattooed as skull.
This bonehead got his face covered with a skull. Stupidest tattoo.....possibly ever.
An Illinois shaped cornflake? - Another stupid eBay auction
Whether it be a unit of currency for more than it's worth, or some object of food which is said to resemble something else, weird eBay auctions crop up all the time. But who actually bids, and then maybe even buys these items?
It's the Redundancy, Stupid - Columns by PC Magazine
Why isn't your local newspaper surviving on the Web? Because there are too many media outlets selling the exact same news.
Set yourself on fire, just don't be stupid and really do it.
This blog is all about my life and the things I am doing to make things work for me. It may not work for you, that's cool. I'm not out to change the world, just live in it. But, I have crazy tools on my Utility Belt, and like Batman, I will use them. If you're interested, please read more.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
I don't think you're stupid
I have a philosophy. All right, I have several philosophies, and this is just one of them.Every once in a while, people tell me that desktop Linux is just crazy, that it is just too complicated for the majority of people.
Do you have "Stupid"? Lower the risk of transmitting it.
"I have stupid, and I know I can transmit stupid, even with no signs of an outbreak." This commercial for Stunada is an important one. If you know someone stupid, please tell them about the benefits of asking their doctor about Stunada.
Do you have "Stupid"? Lower the risk of transmitting it.
"I have stupid, and I know I can transmit stupid, even with no signs of an outbreak." This commercial for Stunada is an important one. If you know someone stupid, please tell them about the benefits of asking their doctor about Stunada.
Do you have "Stupid"? Lower the risk of transmitting it.
"I have stupid, and I know I can transmit stupid, even with no signs of an outbreak." This commercial for Stunada is an important one. If you know someone stupid, please tell them about the benefits of asking their doctor about Stunada.
Goggleburn Interviews Jake and Amir | Goggleburn - Online TV
Their after-work show became part of College Humor's video lineup. Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld of the video sketch site JakeandAmir.com talk to Goggleburn host Nick Douglas about spontaneous jokes, their real jobs, and the art of intentionally stupid...
Culture Is Stupid and So Are You
A scathing attack on the idea that different cultures are great just because they are different. Introduces an idea that something is great if it has something new and efficacious to offer.
Amazing Display of Stupidity
A gas station employee checks how much fuel is left in a tanker truck with a lighter.
How stupid can you get?
Feud over a strip of land no more than 4ft wide has seen neighbours rack up £300,000 in lawyers' bills and left one of the families effectively homeless.
GangTalkChannel.com
Donnie Sebreros, a former gang member, talks about his own "SOS Syndrome", Stuck on Stupid.
March Madness Stupidity
Jake and Amir filling out their March Madness brackets together. Oh.....how cute!
Cat Eating iPod Earbuds? Yes. [Crazy Video]
Apparently this guy was able to make eat his cat earbuds and pull it up from his ass. I don't know who should be stupid enough to do this, but anyways, have a watch..
Loopholes Allow High-Powered Guns Into California
Linda Yee says Stupid is as stupid does...personally, I think she should hold her breath and not add to globle warming.
Newsflash: British Kids Are Also Stupid
One-in-three British primary school students think Winston Churchill was the first man on the moon, a new survey by the Royal Astronomical Society has shown.
5 Things We Bet You Didn't Know About The Lottery
Whether you call it the poor man’s dream, a casino without walls, or a tax on the stupid, the lottery has deep and widespread roots. Here’s a look at five stories about the numbers game.
it's about my joke, I feel guilty now!!!
Was my joke dangerous amusing or stupid. Plz tell me if so I added more or I delete them be..
The Chopstick Terrorists
Dude, what are you looking for....f*cking eggrolls?Sometimes I wish I'd think of this sh*t when it comes to me.But I digress.I just returned from Disney World in Florida (Florida state motto: You WILL be old). During my trip, I had the pleasure of going through multiple security checks at both the airport and the stupid ...
Jim Norton's list of lists
A LIST OF LISTSby Jim NortonA stupid list of possible list headingspossible nsfw probably depending on where you work.
Let California Outlaw Homeschooling
A California appeals court appeared to rule that there is no right to homeschool children in the state of California. This is a stupid decision - homeschooled students outperform public-school students - but being stupid is not unconstitutional. Our federal system leaves such decisions to the states so we can experiment. Let California alone!
It's Official: Men Are Stupid
It's long been rumored and theorized, but now the facts are in: Men are stupid when it comes to reading the intentions of women. According to research conducted at Indiana University, men interpret just about everything a female does as a sexual advance.
Two Very Crazy Things
What do you get when you cross big hair superfan and Bob Roll? What do you get besides bikes and the Tour DEEE France? I agree this is kinda weird and stupid.
The economy as Bi-Polar Patient
It really is the economy, stupid and we all better get smart about it. It ain't going to go away. Correction--for Bear Sterns and their ilk, it will go away. But not for us.
Is "skipping" security lines in airports worth $100/year?
A PR hack sent us a stupidly long press release a few hours ago about Clear, the company that—for an annual $100 fee—will pre-authorize you with TSA to speed up your passage through security. Clear started operating in select airports over a year ago, and this month will add Reagan National and Dulles International airports to its list.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Backlash in Newsprint--Misogyny in "Respectable" Newspapers
From op-eds describing women's stupidity to "trend" pieces on eating disorders, newspapers are unleashing a torrent of sexist journalism.
No Cries of Apartheid as Egypt Builds Wall at Gaza Border
They're not stupid and certainly don't want a repeat of the breach fiasco from last month.
Clinton's Curious Claims, Obama's Altered Democracy, and a P
Probably my most cherished memory of the many talk-radio callers I've heard over the years is that of an intensely fatuous regular who asked one morning in the 1990s of Hillary Clinton (who, as I recall, had just committed some now-unremembered political sin): "How stupid does she think we is?"
Padded lampposts for those distracted texters in London!
According to a recent report, human beings are becoming so incredibly stupid that they require cushioned lamppost bases so that when they run into them they don't mess up their idiotic faces. Apparently, a study in the UK found that one in ten people actually managed to hurt themselves by walking into a post while peering down at their mobile phone
Ken Leeeee, tulibu dibu douchoo!!
A few minutes ago, a friend pointed me to this video. God, I laughed my heart out, can this even be possible?!!Not related to guitars, only to music and human stupidity, but worth every second of it. I beg you, take a few seconds to watch this cause it’s freaking unbelievable!
An e-mail from God? I can help.
How do you respond to a stupid e-mail when you know the sender is sincere? No malice was intended. But if you are like me, this stuff drives you crazy. I decided to write my own in response. It's not like God wrote the one I received.
Why do smart people believe stupid things?
Because, like George Monbiot, they have an anti-capitalist agenda, says ROBERT MATTHEWS in the First Post.Oh maybe its because Monbiot is actually not that clever but just a loud mouth fool?
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Apple Won't Cure Your Idiocy
Computers with Windows don't crash or run slow because Windows is a bad OS. Windows XP is a fantastic OS. The reason these computers fail, is because their operators are dumber than a 3 dollar bill. These people feel Apple will save them, unfortunately, there is no cure for their stupidity.
Linus Torvalds: Ndiswrapper is not compatible with GPL
"Ndiswrapper itself is *not* compatible with the GPL. Trying to claim that ndiswrapper somehow itself is GPL'd even though it then loads modules that aren't is stupid and pointless. Clearly it just re-exports those GPLONLY functions to code that is *not* GPL'd."
Puppy Thrown From Cliff in Iraq
Marine meat heads throw a puppy off of a cliff.Look at how our hard earned money is being spent. Hooray for meaningless slaughter and stupidity. I'm glad we're getting something done in this war.
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